Target Women Vampires

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nuka21u2 asked:


It’s love at first bite. Sarah goes on a field trip to find out why vampires are driving women batty. These are the only two vampire puns in the piece – I promise.

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14 Responses to “Target Women Vampires”

  1. icecoldbarbie3305 Says:

    EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    so dazzling

  2. Rajalord27 Says:

    For idiots to make sense it makes it makes it makes it difficult for idiots to make.

  3. Rajalord27 Says:

    Vampires if you ever were to meet real one all they would do is rip out your throat.

  4. awsomevampirehottie Says:

    edward collin is Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Hotttttttttttttttttttttttt

  5. TheStoryWriter Says:

    The less perfect aspects of edward he stalks bella breaks into her personal belongings sabotages her personal belongings sabotages her.

  6. NelehChar Says:

    “Do you want boring and mediocre?” Woah. She totally just dissed humans.

  7. kea444 Says:

    The mom who likes illegal and amoral thats awesome but bet her kid ends up getting therapy.

  8. buffynerdtheatregeek Says:

    OMG, she is so funny!

  9. etango Says:

    EAT BURRITO!

  10. ebe82517 Says:

    twilight blows. thank you sarah!

  11. poetryman69 Says:

    well, at least the girls are cute

  12. sopranocat Says:

    i disagree. i’m in love with chuck bass. but, you know, i like edward in the books.

  13. youvebeenrolled Says:

    yay! it’s loading! i really hate twlight. blah.

  14. samanthasolkova Says:

    Is anyone else having a hard time loading this one? I can’t seem to get it to work. :|

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