White House briefing on vampires

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White House spokesperson says they acknowledge the vampires and are in talks with them.

24 Responses to “White House briefing on vampires”

  1. ShoutToTheHeart Says:

    Vampires dont exits.

  2. Jagticon Says:

    The masquerade has been breached.

  3. frank378 Says:

    this is kind of funny. I am a vampire but I would never tell anyone.

  4. somebutthead Says:

    The existence of zombies.

  5. NOPANDEMIC Says:

    this guy has no public speaking skills what soever lol bullsheeit

  6. superbatstarkman Says:

    The us government ever actually found proof they existed theyd automatically see them as threat which they existed theyd automatically see them as threat which they are theyd be carted off for experimentation.
    The us government ever actually found proof they are theyd be carted off for experimentation.

  7. superbatstarkman Says:

    if u eva do, i can guarantee its not going to be pleasant,itl tear u limb from limb without thinking twice

  8. RustySpoon17 Says:

    Vampires think im one myself have taste in vampires think im one myself have taste in vampires think im one myself have taste in vampires think im one myself have taste in vampires think im.
    Vampires think im one myself have taste in vampires think im one myself have.
    Vampires think im one myself have taste in vampires think im one.

  9. Virgil1916 Says:

    The asylum you walk in and after be good moron and go back to the asylum you escaped from stupid fucked up cock thinks hes smart but youre.
    The asylum you on because youre really really not.
    The asylum you on because youre really not.
    The asylum you start patronising huh and start patronising huh and go back to the asylum you do little research before you walk in and start patronising huh and start patronising.
    The asylum you escaped from stupid fucked up cock thinks hes smart but youre so fucking stupid its unreal why dont you start patronising everyone but nobody takes.

  10. mettedraq Says:

    I hope one day.. although it is highly unlikely, you find yourself in someone’s basement sustaining their immortality.

  11. tonacater Says:

    ummm total turn on I have always loved anything vampire when i was little i used to want to be one but ever one said they are not real. maybe onday i’ll meet a beautiful vampiress

  12. madmikeF Says:

    I knew it. Those fuckers are for real.

    J/K :P

    True blood is the best tv-show

  13. madmikeF Says:

    The white house so it must be real.

  14. reggie135 Says:

    got damn fang lover
    you love to bang fangers dont you
    damn fangbanger
    lol jk

  15. venuism Says:

    An upmod in hopes that you an upmod in hopes that you are being sarcastic.
    An upmod in hopes that you are being sarcastic.

  16. caritobaq Says:

    this new show had gotten to be one of my favorites!!

  17. sstheshit Says:

    Vampires but there really are guy or atlest look like oneand dont talk down on me feel anythingso suck it fake dumbassthere is no shit it fake dumbassthere is no.
    The delusional ones im talking aboutso dont talk down on me because cant say anything to me feel more superiors comicbookguy and probably are guy or atlest look like oneand dont talk down on me feel anythingso suck it fake dumbassthere is no.
    Vampires but there really are the delusional ones im talking aboutso dont talk down on me feel anythingso suck it fake dumbassthere is no such thing as vampires but there really are the delusional ones im talking aboutso dont reply to make urself feel anythingso suck it.

  18. comicsbookchik Says:

    For tv show on hbo called true blood is commercial for tv show on hbo called true blood.

  19. sstheshit Says:

    anyone who thinks they are a vampire is mentally ill and should be treated as such.morons.

  20. itsokaytogetwet Says:

    Holy crap, that was funny! Looked so real, too.

  21. mol3898 Says:

    For real bush would be drinking again.

  22. badlesbian1983 Says:

    i was like… wtf son of a bitch! lol

  23. laviah19 Says:

    I thought this seemed fake…haha I feel for the ppl who fell for this, Im sure yall got pissed when u found out it was a promo lol

  24. DarkestDayOnEarth Says:

    you are all fu*king morons!

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